Hey Good People!
In my generosity, I’ve decided to take the entire research, writing and editorial staff here at the ‘Bin on a jolly ‘oliday! All expenses footed by me, with drinking, merriment, japery, and sore heads in the morning. I’ve got a big heart, what can I say. There’s even going to be a wedding at the end of it all – not mine, but someone’s. And I’ll be writing a speech. Wish me luck.
See you when I get back – in about a week. Well, I won’t see you. But you’ll see me. Well, you’ll see new stuff. You know what I mean.